THIS BIRTHDAY SUCKS JK (at San Clemente Emergency Room)
MAKE SURE TO KEEP THAT SCION ALL FLO$$Y BRO
Rare sighting of two majestic sea-homos 🐙🐚🐠🐟🐬🐳🐋 (at Malibu Farm)
If we are really approaching The Singularity can I be this one?
Real Hot Wives of Malibu. 📷: @kiksthegreat
Every so often, someone will act surprised at the fact that Joan Rivers is my biggest hero/inspiration (usually prompted when they learn that our dog is named after her). I am always blown away by this response, because I can’t think of anyone better to look up to. She was brilliant, hilarious, philanthropic, and prolific. And she refused to “be a lady.” She did what she wanted, said what she wanted, and never took “no” for an answer. I guess people were thrown off by the plastic surgery, but this only made me love her more. She wasn’t perfect; she was vulnerable. She was the fucking best. RIP Joan. I love you.