December 2008
50 posts
2009 rezolutionz
be cuter (if that’s even possible at this pt)
get a suntan in march and/or feb
fire island again
own guitar hero
beyonce
be meaner to jerks/nicer to models
so many diamonds
30 rock is the funniest thing in the history of the world.
mdfsmash:
nickmcglynn:
The Holiday Sweater Song
This is from last year, but still relevant. Check out 46 Seconds in for My Cameo with Richard.
Heh. I’m in there around :26 with Felicia. Delyle? You’re in here somewhere, right? ;)
P.S. can’t wait for this years NNN video to come out - it is the awesome (this one was the “unofficial” one from last year).
yep. i’m in here alright.
webbys:
Webby Best Actor winners Tim & Eric are best known for their Adult Swim shows Tom Goes to the Mayor and Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job, but the duo got their start creating some of the web’s most hilariously original short comedy. ”The Internet” is a recurring theme in many of their videos, including “The Innernette”, which they screened to uproarious laughter at the Webby Film...
How To Like It, by Stephen Dobyns
nolensvolens:
These are the first days of fall. The wind at evening smells of roads still to be traveled, while the sound of leaves blowing across the lawns is like an unsettled feeling in the blood, the desire to get in a car and just keep driving. A man and a dog descend their front steps. The dog says, Let’s go downtown and get crazy drunk. Let’s tip over all the trash cans we can find. This is...
wow this is hilarious.
THE ONION: "I'll kill her someday, I swear, but... →
RENO, NV—Despite her continued efforts to drive him out of his goddamn mind and turn his every waking hour into some kind of living nightmare, Craig Shearer, 32, admitted Monday that he still loves that crazy bitch.
“Aw, who am I kidding? That nut-job’s really got my number,” Shearer told reporters after being locked out of the apartment he shares with the total psycho. “She may not give me a...
webbys:
Perpetually ill-fated Jerry has a stroke of luck with The Webby Awards. Created by Jerry and Orrin Zucker (itsjerrytime.com)
It was an honor to work with the creators of my favorite web cartoon, It’s Jerry Time.
things for which i would pay an inordinate amount...
a fleetwood mac version of guitar hero.
webbys:
Tony and Paul — the Web’s beloved stop-motion sparring duo — join forces to capture the Webby.
How awesome are these guys?
webbys:
Comedy all-stars Jake and Amir give a straight-up PSA for why you should enter The Webby Awards… Check out more of their videos at jakeandamir.com
Awesome kickoff to our series of original videos. Follow the Webbys tumblog to get the latest video every day!
While small pointillist illustrations will accompany the pieces, the majority of...
– New Us Quarterly To Explore Celebrity Issues In More Depth | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
just rediscovered my favorite onion article ever.
Amanda's Dating Tips Vol. 1
amandalynferri:
It is not always a good idea to share your historical knowledge of board games and weed smoking alien posters.
it’s worked for me in the past…
That is gayer than me and ru paul having mimosas with Harvey fierstein and paula...
– - Alex Delyle (via kre)
i’m here, i’m queer…